1. What did that person JUST tell me that their name was?
2. How do you say "teary eyes" in Spanish? Ah well, I'll just say waterfalls.
3. They must be from England. Whoops, nope, Australia. Whoops, nope, South Africa.
4. When was the last time I pooped?
5. I wish those American girls would stop yelling "WOOOOO"
6. Is today Monday? No. Thursday.
7. Oops. There goes my bus. On the other side of the road.
8. CHOCOLATE!...is melted.
9. What country am I in?
10. My wet swimsuit has absolutely made it look like I peed my pants.
11. I know they are speaking English but I can literally understand nothing that they are saying.
12. This food will probably make me sick.
13. I wish I could stop pooping.
14. What a funny looking dog.
15. I still do not trust a man with a pinky ring.
16. Enrique Iglesias is basically a God.
17. I have no idea how much I just paid. Currency math shouldn't be so difficult.
18. Where am I going to sleep tonight?
19. How is this my life? Everything is awesome.
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